(You're singing the song now aren't you?)
I went to wash the van this morning.
I had the boys with me and apparently they had their ears were turned on.
As I gave my gift card to the attendant (yes I had a gift card to the car wash) I say, somewhat under my breath I thought, hope this is worth $12.
He gives me suckers for the boys and says "put it in neutral, no brakes, no hands, no wipers, and the vacuums are free."
We go through the car wash, I take full advantage of the free vacuums and as I'm hanging up the vacuum an attendant walks by us.
Boy 1 looks at him and says "these suckers and the free vacuums almost make it worth the $12."
He is so my child.