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The Bakery Knows I'm Trying To Make Better Choices

This brownie was made for Mothers! 

Mothers with daughters. Pre-teen and teen daughters.

I saw this BROWNIE at the store tonight. Figured, what the hell, why not. It's just ONE brownie. What could it hurt. 

See the picture? It's not exactly small  but the label clearly states BROWNIE. Singular. As in one.  

(Not to be confused with BROWNIES that could be made if the damn thing was cut up.)

Besides, I'm not the kind of girl that would eat a whole package of brownies. This one should be plenty :) 

Nom Nom Nom Babies

Daughter 2 dissected chicken eggs today. She came home from school so upset. She vowed never to eat eggs again. She said "I wouldn't eat a baby out of your belly why would we eat a chicken's baby?" To which I replied "nom nom nom... babies!" Yep- mother of the year :)

The Dish Is Staying Put

So... Night 3.

The dish is still in the sink. 

I'm still not washing it or allowing the Dad to. 

Tonight you'll notice there is now soapy water in the dish from the daughters, 1 & 2, semi-washing some of their other dishes. 

That's daughter 1's cup soaking in the crock pot dish. 

That's daughter 2's left over container soaking. 

One day they'll get it; or the health department will come.